Safety Meeting

What does “Safety Meeting” mean?

Covert slang for having a smoke session. It's often used by outdoorsy people such as camp counselors and river guides as an excuse as to why they need to break away from the group for a bit. It's a good code phrase that keeps kids (and sometimes adults!) from joining in, as a safety meeting sounds like a pretty boring way to spend your time.

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Example usage:

“Hey, Bernadette, I think it's time for the safety meeting after that family kayaking journey.”